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Firstly, unlucky Andy Murray. You fought valiantly. But you lost. So you've been demoted from British back to Scottish until you win something.


So I've decided to do the blog 3 times a week, it's a bit much having to sit down everyday and come up with something to write. I'm a busy man, don't you know. And for those of you who do take the time out of your busy day to read this, thanks again. Unless you're unemployed, then this is probably a great time filler if you get bored.


I've had an interesting few days to be honest with you. Yesterday (Sunday), I received a reply from the author Danny Wallace. I don't know if you know his work, but he's responsible for 'Yes Man' and many other books. I'd shot him an email to tell him that his book had inspired me in the past, and is part of the reason I'm now in Melbourne, and he replied with this...

I strongly recommend you read some of his work if you ever get the chance, he's a bit mad and extremely witty.

I also decided to go for a walk on Sunday as my back was causing me a bit of aggro, and my chiro advised me to keep moving to ease the pain. Sound advice as it worked, so that's why I'm paying him $4.05 a minute! I decided to stop off for coffee and lunch on my travels and had a hearty chic pea, zucchini and tomato soup. Very snazzy indeed, although it was actually hotter than the surface of the sun. Would have much preferred a heinze minestrone, but that wasn't on the menu unfortunately. 


I met up with a friend I used to work with in a coffee/bookshop today for a good old catch up, which was nice. I'd never been in a book shop which doubled up as a cafe, so the concept seemed quite foreign to me, but it was cool and they did the worlds best banana bread. After coffee I met up with our peg and she agreed to model for a picture I wanted to try get, see below;

Getting quite into the old photography again these days, god bless being unemployed.


I found myself cooking again tonight, this one was a bit of a joint effort with our peg, but I found myself slightly enjoying it. Don't tell her like, she'll have me cooking every night of the week.


And finally, I don't know if any of you have seen this in the news, but some Jordanian chaps where having a bit of an argument on some TV show the other day, they started to get a bit fired up, and then one of them pulls a bloody gun out! In what world is it a good idea to pull a gun out and threaten someone...on camera! At least wait until the shows finished and pop into his dressing room when no one is looking and pop a cap in his ass there. What a wally. Watch Here


Roger. Over.